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"I cheated on Hilary because she wouldn’t eat my ass. That’s it."

- Bill Clinton (via dipsetflag)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

sexplicits:

check out my blog for more hot guys and cute couples

"You shouldn’t have said it if you didn’t mean it."

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10 Word Story (via peace-and-simplicityy)

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thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)

chrisozer:

POP!

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